Niko + Changchang

I was so DELIRIOUSLY HAPPY we ran into each other in front of Einstein Café, even though I don’t understand (and never will) how you persuaded the TAP inspectors at the street checkpoint to let me take your friend's place when I hadn't filled out a DRAICS (Digital Reservation and Identity Confirmation Sign-up) form on my EMOS, I’m clearly not your Malaysian Muslim friend, and I wasn't carrying a Swiss Neutrality Passport either.  But then again, white people can’t tell Asians apart and you can be incredibly persuasive, forgivable, and lovable when you want to be, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.  I KNOW I KNOW, I'm not the only person who adores you, but I'm the only one who matters, you know?