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Svetlana + Belmont

I never actually read War and Peace, even though I claimed I did the entire time we were dating.  I just wanted to impress you since I knew you were a slavophile and I wanted you to know I was more than just a hot piece of hapa man.  I even looked up the word slavophile in the International Oxford Pan-English E-Dictionary, which took a long time since because my autocorrect wasn't working and I thought it was spelled: slavaphile.  Then: slaviphile.  Also:  Slob-a-file.