Niko + Changchang
I was never friends with Adrianna Huffington. That was my auntie, and by auntie, I mean a former SFC member I once fucked so she’d help me escape from the large-spectrum baptism field in Olympiastadion. I lasted three days in SFC before I realized I'd made the second biggest mistake of my life (the first being not telling you why I lied about Nutella or saying FUCK NO to your phony polyamory request, which we both know wasn't in good faith since you just used it to fuck other women so you could free yourself of our relationship). Still . . .