Svetlana + Belmont
I never got a handjob by that android masseuse at Thai Me Down, even though I said I did. But I was planning on it, partially to get back at you and partially to liberate myself of your tragic, romantic spell on me, which is why I felt guilty. Besides, for awhile it looked like GI Joe Crusaders, I mean, SFC, were about to close down every jack shack in America. I should have figured that Chitown would have put up a better fight. The point, though, is that I never went, even though I said I did, which I admit, is kinda fucked up.