Svetlana + Belmont

I never got a handjob by that android masseuse at Thai Me Down, even though I said I did.  But I was planning on it, partially to get back at you and partially to liberate myself of your tragic, romantic spell on me, which is why I felt guilty.  Besides, for awhile it looked like GI Joe Crusaders, I mean, SFC, were about to close down every jack shack in America.  I should have figured that Chitown would have put up a better fight.  The point, though, is that I never went, even though I said I did, which I admit, is kinda fucked up.