¡Yo, por fin!  The drought is finally over.  It's been a year and a half (actually, nineteen months) since my last story was accepted + I admit, there were many days where it looked really bleak, but fortunately for me, that drought is now officially OVER.  Just a few minutes ago, I got an email from Hal Jaffe at Fiction International telling me that my conceptual story, "When Silence Is a Old Warehouse and Love is a Pocketful of Rocks" was accepted.  The truth:  I'm fucking ecstatic!  FI has published some fucking dope literary luminaries such as William Burroughs, Robert Coover, Joyce Carol Oates, Allen Ginsberg, J.M. Coetzee + Bessie Head, just to name a few. Anyway, here is the acceptance letter:
Hello Mr Bliss,
Hello Mr Bliss,
Sorry it's taken a while to get back to you.
I like your text, "When Silence Is a Old Warehouse and Love is a Pocketful of Rocks"  and would be pleased to publish it in FI's  Ways of Seeing issue. 
Please send an electronic version (word.doc) to my assistant M****** M***** and cc me.
Include a brief contributor's note and your home address.
Many thanks,
Hal Jaffe, editor